What If I Get a Pet That's Also Obsessed with Overthinking Everything?

Are you tired of having a pet that just sits there, staring at you with an empty expression? Do you want to be surrounded by a constant reminder of the futility of existence?

Consider getting a pet that's also a fellow overthinker! Our special "Overthinker's Pet" package includes:

• A pet that will spend 4 hours a day researching the meaning of life on Wikipedia
• A pet that will write 500-word essays on the philosophical implications of catnip
• A pet that will question your life choices and make you feel guilty for not having a better job

But wait, there's more! Our Overthinker's Pet also comes with a complimentary subscription to "The Existential Crisis Quarterly" magazine, featuring:

• A 12-page special on the absurdity of modern society
• A 6-page spread on the futility of seeking meaning

Get Your Overthinker's Pet Today!

Order now and receive a free bonus gift: a 10-minute therapy session with our team of expert overthinkers!

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