Energy Saving Mode
Are you tired of functioning on a normal amount of sleep? Do you find yourself wondering if maybe, just maybe, you're doing enough? Let's face it, folks: you're probably not.
That's why we've developed Energy Saving Mode: the ultimate guide to doing the bare minimum while pretending to be a functioning member of society.
Get Energy Saving Tips Join Energy Drinkers AnonymousDisclaimer: This mode is not actually a thing, but hey, it sounds good in writing. Don't do anything we say, or we'll have to come over there and do it ourselves.