You're still single. You've made it to 30 and haven't yet succumbed to the institution of marriage.
Maybe you're just really good at being single, but let's be real, it's getting old.
What if I get married and it all goes badly? (Spoiler: it probably will.)
Why not just keep playing video games instead?
I guess I just want to be alone
Maybe you're just a master of the solo life, a virtuoso of singleness, a sultan of solitude.
What if I get married and my spouse turns out to be a serial killer? (Highly unlikely, but still.)
Video games have everything: adventure, excitement, and a constant stream of digital companions.
Why just getting married would be like losing a super advanced video game! You'd have to start over from level 1!
I guess I just want to be alone again.
You're a loner, a hermit, a creature of the night.
I guess I just want to be alone forever.