SOCK Gnome 101: The Unofficial Guide to Sock Gnome Etiquette

Chapter 1: The Sock Gnome's Place in Society

The Sock Gnome is a staple of modern living, a tiny guardian of the sock drawer, and a harbinger of the impending doom of lost socks.

But, dear reader, do you know the proper way to treat your Sock Gnome? Do you know its secrets, its desires, its deepest fears?

Read on for Chapter 2: The Sock Gnome's Secret Life
This page is dedicated to the Sock Gnome. The Sock Gnome is a mysterious creature that has been watching over the sock drawer for generations. But, what do we really know about the Sock Gnome? This guide will try to uncover its secrets.