Overthinking Everything: A Guide to Not Leaving the House

Are you feeling overwhelmed? Do you have a nagging sense that you're missing out on something, somewhere? Well, let us tell you a secret: you're not missing out on anything. In fact, staying in your pajamas is the most important thing you can do.

Benefits of Staying in Your Pajamas

• Increased productivity: You can accomplish anything in your PJs! (Just ask yourself, "What's the most I can do in these PJs?" and then do that.)
• Improved mental health: You're already mentally prepared for the apocalypse, so why bother getting dressed?
• Reduced laundry: You're not producing any new clothes, so you'll never have to do laundry again!

So, what are you waiting for? Stay in those PJs and live your best life! Read the Philosophical Justifications for this radical new lifestyle.