The Caffeine-Fueled Mystic Order

We're a secret society of overthinkers who've dedicated our lives to contemplating the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Or at least, we're trying to.

Our Mission

We've spent countless hours pondering the intricacies of existence, from the nature of time and space to the optimal ratio of cream to coffee.

And we've come to some pretty deep conclusions, like: