THE AGONY OF CHOOSING THE IDEAL CAFFEINE INGESTION

According to our totally-not-scientific, completely-not-reliable, utterly-not-qualified experts, the ideal caffeine intake is:

- 1-2 cups for optimal focus and productivity (or 5-6 if you're a functioning member of society)

- 3-4 cups for peak creative performance (or 7-8 if you're a struggling artist)

- 5+ cups for existential dread and crippling anxiety (guaranteed)

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