It's not like you're going to find any actual answers here, but hey, at least you tried, right?
You've spent years trying to figure out the meaning of life, the secrets of the universe, and the intricacies of quantum physics, but let's be real, you still can't even fold a decent origami cat.
That's not to say you're not trying, though. Oh no, you're trying. You're trying so hard, in fact, that you've created an entire subpage dedicated to the futility of human existence. Bravo, human. You're really something.
Want to learn more about the futility of human existence? Click on over to:
Subpage 4: The Pointlessness of Art for some existential dread.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bleak, visit:
Subpage 2: The Hopelessness of Hope for some crushing disappointment.
Or, if you're feeling just plain bored, try:
Subpage 1: The Mundanity of Mornings for some soul-crushing routine.
Or, if you're feeling just plain done with it all, click the big red button below: