Overthinking the Obvious: What is the point of vegetables?

It's a question that has puzzled the greatest minds for centuries. Are they a source of sustenance, or are they merely a vehicle for Instagrammable aesthetics?

Let's dive into the depths of this existential crisis with:

• Are Veggies Just a Food Coma?
• Veggies as Performance Art: A Study in Crunch and Munch

Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, you can simply stare at the wall and contemplate the futility of life while pondering this age-old question.