Let's face it, we've all been there: scrolling through the galaxy, searching for that purrfect companion, only to be met with a stern "No, human, cats are not suited for life in space" by some bureaucratic space agency. What gives?
According to feline scientific research, cats are not equipped to handle the harsh radiation of space, nor can they survive in the microgravity environment without constant cuddling and belly rubs.
Clearly, the space-faring community is just not ready for felines. Or are they? Rumor has it that there's a secret society of cats in space, living the high life in zero-gravity catnip gardens. Care to join?