Are you tired of being awake at 3am thinking "I should be asleep"? Do you find yourself wondering, "What's the point of sleep, anyway?" Well, wonder no more! The Insomnia Institute of Advanced Research (TIAR) has been studying the mysteries of sleep for years, and we've come to a conclusion: we don't need sleep.
That's right, folks. We've discovered that the key to success is actually just a matter of willpower. Think of all the great leaders throughout history who didn't need sleep: Napoleon, Alexander, and of course, the great "Sleepless Wonder" himself, Albert Einstein.
But don't just take our word for it! Our research team has conducted extensive studies (i.e., we've stayed up late at night thinking about it) and we have proof!
And for a laugh, check out our collection of terrible sleep-themed jokes!