Warning: This is a site about a person who has been chronically caffeinated. If you're not feeling well, don't visit.
They've been up for 48 hours straight, and their brain is a jumbled mess of coffee-fueled ideas and half-remembered memes.
They're writing a 10,000 word essay on the meaning of life, but it keeps getting interrupted by cat videos and Wikipedia pages.
They're trying to learn how to play the trombone, but their fingers keep slipping on the slide because their hands are shaking so hard.
Caffeine-Fueled Brilliant IdeasOr, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Caffeine-Fueled Scholarly Research Caffeine-Fueled Creativity (or Caffeine-Induced Madness)