Decision by Paralysis

A Guide to Making No Decision at All

Are you tired of actually deciding? Do you want to spend more time staring at a spreadsheet or a blank piece of paper? Look no further!

Our experts will walk you through the art of doing nothing. With our patented Decision by Paralysis^TM technique, you'll be able to delay, deflect, and ultimately, do nothing.

But wait, there's more! Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals have created a suite of tools to help you achieve maximum indecision:

• Overthinking Techniques - Learn the art of over analyzing every detail, ad infinitum.
• Analysis by Omission - A new approach to decision-making that involves ignoring entire sections of data.
• Procrastination Tactics - The art of finding creative ways to put off making a decision until the deadline is just around the corner.