Welcome to the Overthinking Paradox, where the more you think about it, the less you understand.
You're probably thinking, "What's the point of overthinking?" Well, let me tell you, it's like trying to find the meaning of life in a Choose Your Own Adventure book. You read the same paragraph 12 times, but still can't decide what to do.
It's like trying to choose between two equally terrible options: A) Eat the sandwich or B) Don't eat the sandwich. Both are equally unappealing, yet you waste hours deliberating.
But don't worry, it gets worse. You start thinking about the paradox of choice itself. Is it a paradox if there's no choice? Is it a paradox if the choice is obvious? Is it a paradox if you just choose randomly?
You're starting to overthink this, aren't you?