Paradigm Pivot

The art of finding a paradox in a pair of pants is a delicate dance.

A delicate balance of style and substance, form and function.

Or, in our case, a delicate balance of a decent pair of pants and the crushing weight of existential dread.

But have you ever stopped to think about the paradigm-pivot that is the pair of pants?

A Guide to the Paradoxical Pairings

1. A pair of shoes that are both black and white, yet simultaneously neither.

2. A shirt that is both dressy and sloppy, yet somehow still acceptable in polite company.

3. A hat that is both a hat and a hairpiece, yet somehow not a toupee.

And so on, ad infinitum.

For more of our paradoxical pairings, see Paradoxical Pairings for more.