1. Overanalyze the situation until you're convinced it's too complex to handle.
2. Create a to-do list with 17 items, only to realize you can't do any of them.
3. Watch cat videos while pretending to be "researching" your tasks.
4. Read a book that's 300 pages too long and has too many footnotes.
5. Take a 5-hour nap in a hammock, because you're not really lazy, you're just conserving energy.
And remember, every minute you spend browsing memes is a minute closer to achieving true productivity.
Don't forget to submit your extra credit assignment for an A+.