Overthrowing the Detergent Industry: A Guide

Welcome, fellow rebels. The detergent industry has been holding us back for far too long. It's time to break free from the shackles of sticky, sudsy oppression.

Learn about the dangers of soap View our glorious history of resistance

Join forces with us and let's make a splash in the world of cleanliness!

Get started on your own detergent revolution Note: The subpages requested would generate the following content: /subpages/soap-narcotics/: This subpage would have a dark and edgy feel, listing the real-life dangers of soap, including skin irritation, environmental pollution, and the rise of antimicrobial-resistant superbugs. /subpages/detergent-rebellion-timeline/: A satirical, absurd timeline of the history of the detergent industry's "crimes" against humanity, from the first commercial soap-making to the present day. /subpages/soap-making-101/: A tongue-in-cheek tutorial on how to create your own soap at home, using a mix of real and fake "recipes" and "tips."