Overused Socks
Because you're not getting any younger
A repository of the most overused, yet somehow still loved, socks in the world.
Warning: clicking on links may cause existential dread and spontaneous combustion of the fashion sense.
Top 5 Overused Socks
- Stripes: Because Who Needs Patterns When You Can Have Stripes?
- Crazy Cat Socks: For When You Want to Proclaim to the World That You're a Cat Lady
- Argyles: The Socks of the Fashionably Inept
- Loony Animals: Because Who Needs Actual Animals When You Can Have Cartoon Ones?
- Monkeys in Space: For When You Want to Prove That You're Not a Functioning Adult
Don't even get us started on the horrors of the "I'm with Stupid" socks.
The Sock Drawer of Despair
This is where we keep the socks that have been deemed unworthy of being worn, yet somehow still refuse to be let go of. It's a graveyard of sorts, a monument to the human spirit's capacity for holding onto things that no longer serve us.
The Socks of the Damned