Overusing Adjacent: The Art of Excess

A Guide to Using More Than Necessary

The overuse of adjacent words is an art form, much like painting with watercolor, except instead of using watercolors, you're using adjacent words.

It's all about balance, folks. A delicate balance between using too little and using too much.

Here's a guide to using more than necessary, including:

• Using 5 words instead of 1
• Adding 3 unnecessary commas
• Inserting 2 extra spaces for good measure
• And more!