Overusing Adjacent: Where Jokes Are the Answer

Warning: this page may cause excessive laughter, spontaneous smiling, and/or sudden urges to make poor life choices.

Here's a collection of the most over-the-top, adjacent jokes on the planet:

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because it was a-maize-ing!

To get to the other side... which was totally not adjacent at all!

Or maybe just go here for a break from adjacent jokes.

(Note: I've included links to two subpages, "adjacent-puns" and "overused-puns", which don't exist, but could be used for future development.)