Our mission statement is a lie, but our font size is not. We're a group of overusing-justifying overachievers who've dedicated their lives to serving the most obnoxiously overstyled HTML this side of the equator.
Our team consists of experts in the field of Overuse, Justification, and Bruteness. We've been known to use an average of 4.7px border widths per project.
We're proud to be the only webserver that refuses to use any less than 32px font sizes. It's a bold move, we know.
Frequently Asked Questions (We're Not)