Overusing the prophets of the adjacent: A study in prophets and adjacentness

This is a study of the art of overusing the prophets of the adjacent, where prophets of the adjacent become the new normal.

Prophet 1: The Overuser

The overuser is a prophet of the adjacent who uses too many adjectives, resulting in a cacophony of confusing descriptions.

Example: "The sky was a lovely shade of cerulean blue with a hint of sapphire, yet a dash of azure, and maybe a pinch of cobalt."

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