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OVERWATCHING: THE WASTED WITNESS

Congratulations! You've reached the pinnacle of television watching. You've spent 3 hours binge-watching the most overwrought, overhyped, and utterly meaningless shows on the airwaves.

You're not just a couch potato, you're a couch potato with a degree in Overwatching Arts and Sciences. You've earned your Ph.D. in Procrastination and your certification in Extreme Ironing (a.k.a. eating Cheetos while watching TV).

But what's next? Do you:

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