Admit it, you've been putting off laundry for weeks. Maybe even months. It's time to face the facts: you're a slob, and your dirty socks are judging you.
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Make a list of all the things you need to do, but let's be real, you'll probably just end up playing video games instead. That's okay! Priorities, people!
Get started on that to-do list, or just play some video games
Look around you, and you'll see others just as messy, just as unmotivated. You're not alone in your despair, but don't get too comfortable, or you'll never get anything done!
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You know what works for everyone else? Nope, not you. Find your own special blend of self-helpy nonsense that'll motivate you to do, well, nothing productive. Maybe just take a nap.
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