It's 3 AM and you just can't sleep. Your cat is meowing loudly, your partner is snoring like a chainsaw, and your phone is blowing up with notifications from your mom. But you know what's worse? The crushing weight of your own expectations. Your life is a never-ending cycle of 'I could have been a contender' and 'I'm just a hot mess.' But don't worry, friends, you're not alone. You're in luck, because we're here to serve up the best, most over-the-top, totally-not-at-all-helpful advice on how to manage your expectations and maybe, just maybe, get some shut-eye.
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We've got it all, folks! Or at least, we'll have it by the end of the week. After all, it's not like we have actual experts or anything... Our 'experts' are just people who've watched YouTube tutorials!