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The 37-Step Solution to World Peace

Step 1: Create a global, standardized, and universally accepted dialect of sarcasm.

Step 2: Develop an artificial intelligence that can predict and prevent all arguments.

Step 3: Inoculate the global population with a vaccine that prevents boredom and apathy.

Step 4: Establish a 24/7, in-person customer support line for all global crises.

Step 5: Replace all politicians with highly advanced, highly caffeinated, and highly sarcastic robots.

Step 6: Implement a universal, globally enforced naptime for all humans.

Step 7: Create a global, standardized, and highly caffeinated breakfast menu.