Demand 1: Tell me why I have to do this

It's 3 AM. I'm on my 4th coffee. And I still have 12 tasks to complete.

Why do I have to do this?

Is it because I'm a cog in a machine or a rat in a lab experiment?

Is it because my overlords are sadistic and want to see me cry?

Or is it because, in fact, I just really love my job and it's all just a wild dream?

Why don't you people just use technology?

Or maybe I'm just a glutton for punishment.

Why don't you people just delegate?

Or maybe I'm just a pawn in a game of office politics.

Why don't you people just ask me what I think?