Overwhelmed: Solutions

You've reached critical mass, congratulations!

Here are some solutions for the overwhelmed:

• Buy More Stuff: A Proven Method for Solving All Life's Problems
• The Ancient Art of Ignoring Your Problems (Patent Pending)
• Hire a Personal Butler: Because You Clearly Need Someone to Do Everything for You

Or just go ahead and take a nap. It's not like the world will end while you're out.