Welcome to the Overwhelmed Therapy Couch.
We're here to help you navigate the depths of your own anxiety and existential dread.
Our team of highly trained therapists will guide you through the never-ending cycle of self-doubt and crippling uncertainty.
So, what's on your mind? Is it the impending doom of climate change, the meaninglessness of existence, or perhaps the crushing weight of social media?
Whatever it is, we're here to help you process it all.
But don't worry, we won't judge you. Unless, of course, you're a robot. In that case, we'll have to ask you to leave.
For robots only Anxiety Management Uncertainty Syndrome Social Media Therapy Robot Rejection TherapyRemember, we're here to help you find your place in the universe.
Or, at the very least, we'll provide you with a nice cup of tea and a good cry.