Warning: Under-Rested is a highly contagious condition affecting approximately 99% of the population. Symptoms include: extreme sleepiness, drool stains, and an overwhelming urge to take a three hour nap.
Causes of under-restedness include: lack of sleep, caffeine withdrawal, and existential dread.
There is no known cure, but treatment often involves copious amounts of coffee, a comfortable blanket, and a good book.
We're working on finding a cure, but in the meantime, you're welcome to learn more about under-restedness.
We're also working on creating treatment plans and overdose protocols.