You Have 17 Options

Option 1: Take a Deep Breath Option 2: Read the Fine Print (There Are Fine Prints) Option 3: Call a Professional Option 4: Just Go With Option 3 Option 5: Consult a Magic 8 Ball Option 6: Call the Help Line Option 7: Eat a Sandwich Option 8: Take a Long, Leisurely Walk Option 9: Call a Friend (Who's Probably Busy) Option 10: Call a Stranger Option 11: Call a Robot (Who's Probably on the Moon) Option 12: Call a Time-Traveling Historian Option 13: Call a Person Who's Never Been Trained in Decision-Making Option 14: Call a Person Who's Been Trained in Decision-Making but Has a Conflict of Interest Option 15: Call a Random Number Generator Option 16: Call a Person Who Speaks Only in Rhyming Couplets Option 17: Call a Person Who Is Currently in a Meeting