THE ULTIMATE EXTRA OPTIONS PAGE

You're experiencing a severe case of Option Fatigue Syndrome (OFS). Don't worry, we're here to help. Our experts have curated a selection of the most extraneous, unnecessary, and downright excessive options for your browsing pleasure.

Option 1: The "I'm a Morning Person" Button

A button that will only be visible to people who have had at least 5 cups of coffee that morning.

Option 2: The "I'm a Night Owl" Button

A button that will only be visible to people who have watched a minimum of 3 episodes of cat videos on YouTube.

Option 3: The "I'm a Human Calculator" Button

A button that will only be visible to people who can recite the entirety of Pi to 50 decimal places.

Option 4: The "I'm a Professional Snail Trainer" Button

A button that will only be visible to people who have successfully trained a snail to navigate a 3-foot hurdle.