Option 3: The Inescapable Consequences

Choose this option, and you'll be presented with a series of increasingly absurd choices, each one more mind-bending than the last.

You'll have to navigate a maze of conflicting desires, and the only way out is to surrender to the void.

But don't say we didn't warn you.

• Go for Option 4, the 'I've-given-up-on-life-already' Option.
• Pitstop for the 'I'm-actually-a-robot' Option.
• The 'I've-chosen-the-void' Option, because who needs a soul, anyway?

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

• Option 7: The 'I've-just-ordered-a-1000-pizzas' Option.