Welcome to Subpage 1 of the infamous Overwhelming Choice Overload. Here, you'll find an array of options that will leave you questioning the meaning of existence.
Continue to Subpage 2 Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, head to Subpage 3A vast array of options, each one a door to another door, each one leading to yet another door.
Explore Subpage 4, where the choices are even more bewildering Or, if you're feeling particularly lost, stumble upon Subpage 5, where the choices are as endless as the universeA never-ending cycle of options, each one leading to the same page, ad infinitum.
Return to Subpage 1, where the journey began Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, repeat the cycle with Subpage 3A labyrinthine path of options, each one a dead end, each one a new beginning.
Find your way back to Subpage 1, if you can Or, if you're feeling brave, navigate the twists and turns of Subpage 4A realm of obscure options, each one a portal to another realm of confusion.
Return to Subpage 2, where the cycle never ends Or, if you're feeling particularly enigmatic, unlock the secrets of Subpage 5A void of options, each one a void within a void, ad infinitum.
Stumble upon Subpage 1, if you can Or, if you're feeling particularly lost, repeat the cycle with Subpage 2