We've finally reached the point of diminishing returns on choice. Our engineers are overwhelmed, our customers are confused, and our marketing team is... well, let's just say they're "reorganizing" their priorities.
As we struggle to keep up with the latest trends, we've had to resort to a new approach: Automated Randomness Generation (ARG). It's like a box of cereal, but instead of cereal, you get a new, excitingly terrible decision every time you click the "I'm not sure what I want" button.