Here, you've found the definitive treatise on the art of doing things the hard way.
Subpage 1: The Aggrandizement of Semicolons
Subpage 2: An Exposition of Elitist Jargon
Subpage 3: A Treatise on Verbosity
Or, if you're feeling particularly verbose, you may want to read on.
For those who prefer the concise, a succinct summary is available.
Or, if you're feeling particularly obtuse, try The Overwroughtness Index.