A: We're a group of individuals who have reached peak overwroughtness in their daily lives. We're like the peak experience of a mediocre hiker.
Q: What's the criteria for joining?
A: You must have a minimum of 5 exclamation points on your resume, 3 unfinished novels, and a faint scent of desperation.
Q: What's the purpose of the group?
A: We gather to commiserate about the crushing ennui of existence and the futility of our life choices.
Q: How do I join?
A: Send us your application, complete with a 10-page essay on your overwroughtness, a 50-word poem about your feelings, and a 5x7 inch photograph of yourself in a dramatic pose.
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