Welcome to Dr. Overwroughtness' therapy sessions, where we explore the intricacies of excessive decoration.
Today's session will be focused on the art of overelaborate sentence structure.
We will be examining the use of 7 adjectives per sentence and how it can lead to feelings of anxiety and confusion.
Please, do not attempt to summarize the discussion in the break room, as it may cause undue stress on your coworkers.
Session 1: The Overly-Complicated Sneeze