Ownership is Overrated (But Also Kind of a Thing)

Warning: This page contains extremely high levels of existential dread and crippling feelings of inadequacy.

But seriously, have you ever noticed how everyone and their aunt owns a cat? Like, what even is the point of that?

What even is the point of cats? Ownership is the new social climbing.

Or, you know, maybe we can just talk about something else. Like, prophets of old and their trusty steeds.

Prophets of old and their sturdy steeds.