Oxygen Issues: Because Even in Space, You Can't Escape Our Breathlessness
We're not just a blog, we're a galaxy-spanning, oxygen-depleting, crisis-management team. Welcome to Oxygen Issues, where the air quality is subpar and the humor is always high.
Current Issue: The Great Sucking Vacuum
It started innocently enough: a few too many asteroid mining operations, a dash of space pirate mischief. Now, the galaxy's oxygen levels are at an all-time low. We're not sure what's to blame, but our team of expert gas analysts suspect it's either the work of rogue asthmatics or an ill-advised attempt at interstellar interior design.