Paint Drying 101: Because Someone Had to Do It

Course Description: This is the course you never knew you needed. In this 8-hour, 3-week, $5,000 course, you'll learn the intricacies of paint drying. Yes, you read that right. Paint. Drying.

Module 1: The Science of Paint Drying

Learn the fundamentals of capillary action, surface tension, and the art of waiting.

• Capillary Action: The Unsung Hero of Paint Drying
• Surface Tension: The Paint's Worst Enemy

Module 2: Practical Applications

From walls to canvas, learn how to dry paint like the pros.

• Wall Drying 101: The Art of Not Getting Stained
• Artist Paint Drying Hacks: Because You Want to be a Master

Note: This course is not responsible for any paint spills, stains, or ruined relationships.