Pairing Guide: Red Wine And Blue Cheese Puffs

Pairing 4: The 'I Give Up' Pairing

Congratulations, friend, on making it to Pairing 4! You must be getting close to achieving true culinary enlightenment, but not quite there yet.

We present to you the 'I Give Up' pairing, a match made in culinary despair. This is for when you've exhausted all other options and just want to surrender to the abyss of flavorless, yet still marginally edible, combinations.

A random image, because who needs a coherent thought process?