A match made in heaven, a union of flavors and personalities that will leave you questioning the fabric of reality.
A glass of rich, full-bodied red wine and the nagging, judgmental presence of your ex-wife, guaranteed to make you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending cycle of regret.
A steaming hot pizza, fresh from the oven and delivered to your doorstep by a person who's secretly judging you for eating alone at 3 AM.
Together, these two are like two peas in a pod, except one's a beverage and the other's a person with a vendetta against you.
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