Pairings: The Sacred Union of Bacon and Caramel Sauce | Recipe 1

Today, we're going to break the rules and make a BACON-CARAMEL SAUCE SABOTAGE that'll make the gods weep with envy. This is not for the faint of heart or the weak of stomach. Are you sure you're ready?

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Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Preheat your kitchen to 400°F (because, why not? You're already this far in, might as well go all in)
  2. Cook the bacon until it's crispy. Like, really crispy. You know, for the sake of science.
  3. Whip the heavy cream until it forms a stiff peak. Or, you know, just until it's stiff. We're not scientists.
  4. Melt the unsalted butter. Because, why not? It's still butter.
  5. Combine the sea salt, sugar, and a pinch of your tears (just kidding, or are we?). Stir until the sugar dissolves.
  6. Drizzle the caramel sauce over the cooked bacon. Because, this is the part where you get to be fancy.
  7. Stir the mixture until it forms a sauce that's just as smooth as your ego after devouring this dish.

Results:

A sauce so divine, it'll make the angels weep with envy. A dish so decadent, it'll make the devil himself question his life choices. This, friends, is the holy trinity of flavor: bacon, caramel, and a pinch of your soul.

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