Article 1: Pajama Pants shall not be worn in public unless absolutely necessary. If absolutely necessary, you must wear a matching shirt with cartoon characters on it.
Article 2: Pajama pants may not be worn while operating heavy machinery. This includes but is not limited to: lawnmowers, chainsaws, and robotic vacuum cleaners.
Article 3: Pajama pants are not suitable for formal events. If you plan on attending a wedding, a funeral, or a job interview, you must wear proper attire.
Need more information on our Pajama Pants Exceptions page.
Or, if you're feeling particularly daring, check out our Extreme Pajama Pants Challenge page.
Or, for the love of all things comfortable, Why Can't I Just Wear My Pajama Pants Already?