Pancake Mix Recipes of the Damned

Welcome to the pancake mix recipes that will haunt your soul. Our expert chefs have crafted the most terrifyingly tasty recipes to make you question your life choices.

Recipe 1: The Cursed Caramel Delight

1 cup of pancake mix, 1 cup of water, 1/4 cup of butter, 1 cup of caramel sauce. Stir. Pour. Repeat. Forever.

Side effects may include: weight gain, stomach pain, spontaneous combustion.

Recipe 2: The Batter of Despair

1 1/2 cups of pancake mix, 1 1/2 cups of water, 1/4 cup of whiskey. Stir. Pour. Weep.

Side effects may include: hangover, loss of dignity, spontaneous sobbing.

Recipe 3: The Flap of Desperation

2 cups of pancake mix, 2 cups of water, 1/4 cup of desperation. Stir. Pour. Pray.

Side effects may include: hopelessness, despair, spontaneous madness.

Disclaimer: Pancake mix recipes are not actually cursed. Or are they?

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