In a shocking turn of events, the Pancake Cartel has been caught in a massive syrup heist. It is alleged that they were siphoning off the finest syrups to sell on the black market. But little do we know, the true mastermind behind the operation was none other than... Balthazar McSnazz.
As we delve deeper, we find that Balthazar's plan was to use the syrups to fuel a massive pancake-fueled time machine. Yes, you heard that right, the ultimate breakfast staple has been turned into a weapon of mass destruction. But don't just take our word for it, eyewitnesses claim to have seen the aftermath of the heist and the trail of syrup that leads directly to Balthazar's secret underground lair.
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