FAQ
Welcome to the Pancake Revival Store, where our pancakes are so good, they're almost as if they're defying the laws of physics!
- Q: What is the secret to making our pancakes so fluffy?
- A: Our pancake mix is a closely guarded family secret, but we can tell you that it involves a pinch of moonbeams and a dash of pure, Grade-A unicorn magic.
- Q: Can I return my pancake if it's not fluffy enough?
- A: Ha! You think you can judge our pancake fluffiness? Bring it by the counter and we'll have a panel of expert fluff-judges review your complaint. (Note: There is a small fee for this service.)
- Q: Do your pancakes have any gluten?
- A: Our pancakes are made from a special brand of gluten-free, vegan, keto-friendly, gluten-free, vegan, keto-friendly flour that we import from the remote mountains of New Zealand, where the cows are as gluten-free as the air they breathe.
Subpages:
Pancake Mix Recipes
Pancake Topping Prophets