Bob's Objection #3: The Great Cheeseburger Conundrum

A scathing critique of the new menu at Bob's favorite diner

Bob: "I don't understand, how can you call this a cheeseburger when the 'cheese' is just a sad, wilted slice of American?"

Waitress: "Uh, it's, uh, a, uh, gourmet twist on the classic!"

Bob: "A twist? It's an abomination!"

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