Panel Discussion 44: "The Great Sock Conspiracy"

Summary

Join us for a heated discussion on the age-old mystery of the missing socks in the washing machine.

• Will we ever find the truth behind Sock-Gate?
• Is it possible that our socks are being harvested by a secret society of mischievous entities?
• Do our washing machines have become sentient and are systematically devouring our footwear?

Key Points

• Sock Necromancy: The Dark Arts of Sock Retrieval
• Agent Melendez: Sock Whisperer Extraordinaire
• Sock Sampling: A Scientific Approach to Sock Disappearance

Discuss